Welcome to The Spicy Turntable

The Spicy Turntable Musings of a Benign Masochist

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About Us

At The Spicy Turntable, we combine the art of music with the science of heat. Our hot sauces are not just condiments; they're an experience.

Shop Our Hot Sauces

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Interesting Guest Reviews

View the reviews on Spicy Turntable products by some of our featured artists and spicy connoisseurs

Artist Name

"This hot sauce is a game-changer! The blend of flavors and heat is just perfect."

Spicy Connoisseur

"A true symphony of spice! It's a must-have for any heat lover."

Program

View our E-Vlog and Schedule of upcoming events!

Contact the Spicelords

Cat got your tongue? Or is it currently being stabbed by a flame-infused electric fork of flavor and pain? Let us know! (Get help first)